Random Life : In Which We Go and See The Boss

 

So last weekend, K and I had our once-a-decade venture out to see Arena Rock, this time to see Bruce Springsteen himself. The last time was to see the Who in Oakland, which we did purely because a friend of ours had finally, after 20 years of being a pro session musician in London, managed to get himself on a major US rock tour. We were rewarded by seeing his nose, projected onto 100 foot TV screens, as we entered the stadium, and later by hearing lurid tales of the Who drinking herbal tea and then going back to the hotel with their long-time old ladies - the days of drowing in groupies having long since past, much to our friends' disappointment.

Why Bruce, Why Now?

Mostly for completeness I guess - I mean the last time I tried to go see The Boss was 1975 - the Rainbow (or the Hammersmith Odeon) was sold out, and I figured I'd get around to seeing him sometime. I'd have been suprised if you told me it would take 28 years though.

I've always been ambivalent about La Bruce. I mean, what is "Born to Run" about, anyway? The songs are all kind of low-rent fantasies about how being a gas-station attendant is actually romantic and heroic, unless you're The Chick, in which case you will be mournful and then get pregnant and become a Burden ( "I got Mary pregnant, and that was all she wrote..."). So I've been known to croon along to The River with the best of them, but it's been a guilty pleasure - a bit like Abba, really, or that one song by Garth Brooks that I like ("The Dance" - makes me cry - check it out!). And there's the problem of, err, musicality. I mean, the songs are not really that musical when you get right down to it. Mostly the same chords, same texture, same white-boy, clonk-the-drums-on-the-downbeat kind of drive to them.

Anyway, so we went.

Parked the car a little north of South Park, noticed that as we got out, a woman got out of the car next to us wearing jeans with embroidered bottoms. She's about 50. I always tend to think of myself as about 22 years old when I go to see music, so it's a shock to see people roughly my own age. Not a good shock, necessarily, either.

Walked to South Park, passing the scene of a strange altercation from two days before. I'd been sitting at the lights on my bike, minding my own business, when a voice hollered "hey, ASSHOLE, move over". I didnt think it could be me, I looked around, couldn't see anybody, so pulled my Palm Pilot out of my pocket to locate the Minna Gallery, home of a vintage surfboard exhibit. "hey ASSHOLE, move over or I'll KICK YOUR ASS". This time definitely aimed at me from a guy hanging out of an SUV two cars back. Suprised, I cheerfully hollered back, without thinking "Yes, BABY! Come and let's see you DO IT". He immediately jumped out, at which point the light changed and I cycled off.

Odd.

Anyway. The South Park Cafe was full. Average age 45+. Lots of noise. We wandered across to a bistro on the other side of the park. Looked nice - little tables outside, some sunshine.

Inside, cheerful mayhem. Behind the bar, a rapidly moving blur, which occasionally stopped, revealing a short latino barman with a big moustache. The owner wandered by - a nice older guy, looking like a Swiss watchmaker, but happy, big tufty grey hair. "If you want, zer iz a table" he says "but you must bear wiz uz - the kitchen is bizy". OK. We get a bottle of wine from the blur behind the bar - it takes three seconds to arrive. We suggest some glasses - they are banged down on the bar before we can finish asking. The blur is has sensed the energy of the evening and is riding it, no doubt.

We sit down. There is a long pause. We drink half a bottle of wine and gradually progress our conversation from Roy's current diet, behaviour, possible character flaws, to actual adult interaction. The food comes. Ahhh, sausage on cous-cous. Cous-cous is never my favorite, and has been severly tainted recently by a greeting-card we bought that depicts Boutros-Boutrous Gali and Yo Yo Ma having dinner. It goes something like this:

Boutros-Boutros: I'll have the Mahi-Mahi

Yo-Yo: how's the cous-cous?

Waiter: so-so.

As we're eating, one of the women waiters comes out of the loo, gesticulating tensely. Thirty seconds later, the blur goes by, looking serious, and carrying a plunger. Things do not look good, and we enjoy ourselves by doing Fawlty Towers riffs: "Is HAMPSTER" "No, Manuel, it's a RAT". etc. Another two minutes passes, and the blur shoots out of the loo with a big smile on his face. The owner drifts by & we congratulate him on fixing the problem so fast - "the barman looked happy" we say. "Well" smiles the owner, spreading his hands like some kind of living Galic cliche "you see, he 'as accomplished somesing!".

Finally, we finish dinner and stroll to Pac Bell Park. Suddenly, we are among The Fans. Drunken men howl "Bruuuuuce" at the top of their lungs. Women wearing inadvisable Rock Outfits totter by. The lines for hotdogs are staggeringly long. The people are massive, they require beer, hamburgers, natchos, cheese...

We find our seats as Buce hits the stage and crashes into "Promised Land". It's passionate. He means it. Whooo-hooo. I get a little of what I came for - that wonderful, corny American gigantic we-dont-care-were-being-overwhelmed-by-emotion-thing. But it doesnt last long. Bruce crashes into the next song. And the next one. And the next one. They are all passionate. The band is tight. Bruce is On Fire. But it's one long Rock Thump after another - you cant hear the guitar solos, you can only hear the bass and drums...

Also, we can only see what's happened on the big TV screens, so the experience is like watching TV with poor sound with 60,000 people you dont know, and without the TiVO pause button.

After a long while, Bruce introduces the band. The drummer is having a great gig - he wears glasses and looks like my elder brother might if I had one and is beating the crap out of the kit. He actually looks like he's enjoying playing Johnny Be Good in front of 15 people in a pub rather than 60,000 rabid Bruce freaks. Ah, now we're over to The Big Man, Clarence Clemmons! As I understand it, his purpose has always been to lend Bruce the necessary mantle of being Down With the Brothers. He appears to now have completely absorbed his purely symbolic role, since he plays only one solo an hour, which always consists of the same six or seven notes blasted through his "I could be King Curtis if I gave a shit" buzzsaw tone. The all-white audience receives his introduction with tremendously respectful howls. Clarence has spent the last 25+ years allowing them to be a little bit, well, black, and they are greatful.

A little while later, I realise I'm thinking of having a cup of tea in the kitchen. I used to resist this notion when we were out and about, but I now know that it means I really would like a cup of tea in the kitchen. I ask K what she thinks about leaving early and she says "dont ask me, mate, I'm here on your behalf", which is usefully precise.

We leave, as Bruce crashes passionately into yet another song that sounds exactly like all the other ones.